I hate when people think they’re being cute, when really they’re just being kind of offensive.

I can only answer yes or no. 

(Source: celebrate-the-magic)

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my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter





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#catwoman #fav

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#lord of the rings

lord of the rings meme: seven locations [2/7] → Gondor

Have you ever seen it? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets? 

(Source: orlandobloms)

i dig a lot of things about you ok!! like the fact that you are so nice and sweet the sweetest and most adorable (also your name... i dig that a lot haha) and you write incredibly well also your keysmash??? it's so endearing i don't know why i just like it a lot i like you a lot the Cutest (: (: (:

Oh my god all of you need to come anon because seriously. My heart can’t take the mystery. covers my face and blushes a lot. fjeifjei Thank you so much! kisses u xoxo


if i lay here

if i just lay here

will you lay with me and wait for the desolation of smaug

(Source: iwasraisedontolkien)

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#about me


wait do men actually think that women shave their legs regularly in the winter because son I have some news for you

i dig how incredibly sweet u are to everyone and how much u care about other people!!!! u are such a joy to talk to and u are always saying such nice cute things u are so cute coos over u omg also ur writing is so fantastic u are so fantastic d ang Dang

Carsyn I just. Love you so much okay?? snuggles you close Thank you so much this is so sweet! xoxo

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tera!! man youre so sweet and caring youre always there for people whenever they need you and that is so appreciated youre just like so genuinely niCE and youre such a wonderful writer i have absolutely loved threading with you in the past and youre?? so fun to talk to and youre so dependable which is hard to find especially online and just youre really wonderful and i love you a lot

Eeeeee~ Thank you so much anon! *u* smothers you in kisses xoxo


i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??


i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

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My personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic. 
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’m smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times. 
  • I wear makeup. 
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing
  • I have small feet


  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.


  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend. 
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.


  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has died.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight. 


  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.


  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Everwood.

Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home. 
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


  • I’ve been brown. 
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black. 
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.


  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class. 
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class
  • A teacher has called my parents.